beezystark:

#don’t you just want to see them together forever

itistimetodisappear:

I have indeed calculated this. I have concluded that the whole film takes place over 4 and a half days. I’ll use the score track names to explain. 

• Dragon racing takes place in the early morning (because of the lighting).
• Together, we map the world is in that same morning.
• Hiccup The Chief/Drago’s coming is in the afternoon because the lighting is more orange.
• Toothless lost is at sunset, as you can clearly see the setting sun behind Cloudjumper. (Stoick and Gobber find hiccups helmet at dusk and hiccup is carried away in the night - it must have taken a good few hours to get to the dragon sanctuary because there is light in the shot of hiccup being carried away.
• Should I know you? is unclear because there’s no sky since it’s in a cave. I estimate that it took place in the small hours of the morning of the next day.
• By the time Valka’s sanctuary and loosing mom/meet the good alpha happens its morning of the next day.
• Flying with mother takes place over that day. The feeding in midday, and the ‘every dragon has it’s secrets’ bit in the evening.
•  That same evening, Astrid, Eret Fishlegs Snotlout Ruff and Tuff meet Drago.
• A night passes. Hiccup spends it with his mum. Astrid, Fishlegs Snotlout, Eret, Ruff and Tuff spend it hiding in Drago’s dragon traps. Stoick and Gobber spend it tracking down hiccup.
• The next morning, stoick finds beauty happens, and by midday For the dancing and the dreaming. 
• That afternoon the battle of the bewilderbeast happens, hiccup Confronts Drago and Stoick saves Hiccup.
• Stoick’s ship happens at dusk of that day.
• The next day, hiccup ride the babies back to berk, for it is light in the ice caves. Drago also takes his armada back to Berk. It takes the whole day and night to get there. 
• The alpha comes to berk in the small hours of the next morning, since it’s dark.
• toothless found takes place at sunrise.
• two new alphas is in the morning.
• by midday the film’s over.

bellafrankensteinthe23rd:

lyndez:

engelen:

This is my classical animation film. It’s about a guy who has to get out of the shower multiple times to answer the phone. Basically, I said “if I’m going to have to draw the same thing every day for the next 4 months, I might as well make it something I want to draw.” Hence all the muscles and stuff. Hope you like it (please share it if you do).

ohmygod

HAHAHAHA

If you find me to be INTIMIDATING in any way, anonymously send along ☠ with the reasons why.

coolben94:

when the doctor slaps ur butt after ur born n they go, “it’s a ___!” ur just like “truuuu” 4 ur whole life

helioscentrifuge:

runtime-err0r:

itsvondell:

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then

yeah wow that’s spot on perfect

jaclcfrost:

andrewknightley:

jaclcfrost:

andrewknightley:

jaclcfrost:

ok but would you refer to lee pace’s house as his

lee place

doing that might be a change of pace but itd be slightlee out of place

but it’d still be perfectlee acceptable, in any pace

you might wanna pace yourself, it would hardlee be acceptable to fLEEtingly run out of sPACE for puns

i…………. can’t even come up with anything. you win. you have won. you can take your rightful pace as the one who comes up with the best puns. you absolutelee deserve it

last-light-in-live-action:

hiccupinglasses:

lyssa-fer:

hiccupinglasses:

I was making icons and I ended up with this stupid hicspression when I was working and I just…you dork.

I saw this and my first thought was ‘He looks like a really enthusiastic infomercial salesperson’

Bless you for that imagery. XD

“HI. HICCUP HORRENDOUS III HERE WITH THE NEW OXICLEAN.”

bloodyripart:

The left was last year or something and the right was right now

I DON”T CAREEEEE

shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

reindeersarebetter:

J: It was a blue shell, Merida! A BLUE SHELL!
M: Ah, grow up, Frost!

riddikiluslygorgeous:

welldonehaveacookie:

miss-doctorwho:

As long as it starts with B and C we all know its about Beqeduhlck Cuqiubfiecm

It doesn’t even have to start with B and C for us to know its about Flufferdoodle Gardenhose 

No but this is legitimately concerning because I actually know who you’re talking about

swimminginmainstream:

bless my soul herc was on a roll

swimminginmainstream:

bless my soul herc was on a roll